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25 May – 29 September 2026WhatsApp, Dubai ⇄ Zurich

3 months onlinereport, in a nutshell

12,974 messages between Office 2 and Office 4, a brunch in Alserkal, a beach in Mauritius and a lot of Flightradar.

VeltaFrancesco

How it went

Most people fall for someone over dinner. You two did it over calendar invites, matcha runs between Office 2 and Office 4, and a running argument about whether a pink Fiat 500e counts as a car.

25 May

It opened with a lake

He sent Lake Zurich with snow on the mountains, because you'd said you liked Switzerland. You answered with Concrete being dropped at Dina and Gifi’s house, looking betrayed. By June you’d worked out that your offices face each other across One Central: you in Office 2, him in Office 4.

Hey, Francesco here18:37
Hi Francesco. Vel here. Amazing views, I love the Toblerone view, it’s amazing! Did you swim there?18:40
11–15 June

The Swiss taxpayer defers to the Google Guide

He suggested brunch. You pulled rank. The first date was brunch at Julith in Alserkal. By Monday there had been a pool day, a late night, a near miss with a Jetour and a new title for him.

you’re talking to level 7 google guides 👻11 Jun
Ah ok but then who am I, Swiss tax payer, to make a call on the location - you should make a proposal ;)11 Jun
In my defence, the passenger prince survived perfectly fine15 Jun
the "nonna" does not approve15 Jun
18–21 June

Dating, run like a workstream

He booked your first matcha run like a client call. You negotiated the scope. Two days later he asked you to send an Outlook invite to his personal email, and you started adding a Southern Italian buffer to every meeting time. Eight days after the first brunch, he said it first. You said it back nine seconds later.

cannot see your calendar, mine is blocked 3.30-5.30, do u have a slot for a quick 15-min alignment?18 Jun
Yep, only if you make it 20 instead of 1518 Jun
works, but let’s keep it focused pls ;)18 Jun
Love you21 Jun, 14:29:03
Love you too21 Jun, 14:29:12
14–17 July

A governance checkpoint on a beach

You turned the holiday into a checklist. He added a decision gate. You pointed out that a man who never asks questions he's afraid of hearing answered must have already done the risk assessment. He had, with ChatGPT.

We just need one governance checkpoint between 2a and 3: go / no-go / scale-down decision after Friday’s relationship alignment meeting14 Jul
ChatGPT rated at 70-80% that I’ll hear what I want to hear14 Jul

The agenda was your relationship status, and what to tell people when they asked who you were going to Mauritius with. On the beach that Friday, the official answer was that you weren’t in a relationship yet. Nobody sent a calendar invite for what came next, but little by little it became exclusive anyway, well before Mauritius.

27 July

Farewell cake, and a correction

His Dubai project wrapped up. He got a farewell cake, and you got the job of telling him to stop saying you deserved better.

Btw I’m serious stop pushing me away, you’re my boyfriend and we’ll make it work ;)27 Jul
I am so lucky to be with you and definitely don’t want to lose you27 Jul
You made my life colorful too, with your little suitcase and external keyboard/monitor27 Jul
Every time you meet

The dress code

Somewhere in July, getting dressed became a joint decision. Before every date, every trip and every dinner, one of you checks the colour so the two of you match. You packed for Mauritius by colour, he got himself a pink linen shirt, and the Indian wedding is already being planned around it.

Amò what colour are we wearing today?26 Jul
We can bring matching each other clothes to the next level27 Jul
shall we talk tomorrow afternoon and we also color match what to pack for Mauritius?8 Aug
We can also do normal ones, and subtle like we always do6 Sep
Lovely and also color matched28 Sep
24–31 August

Mauritius, the quietest week

You met his midnight landing with two kinds of shredded chicken, and he rewarded you with his first voice note, three months in. Then the chat nearly went silent: 116 messages in eight days, because you were finally in the same place.

OMG THE VOICE NOTE24 Aug, 00:47
After 30 we’ll get married?31 Aug
I can offer my amazing Italian accent and Schengen passport. What is in it for me? ❤️31 Aug
Someone to push your wheel and walker ofc31 Aug
September

Long distance, with live tracking

He's back in Zurich and you're the only person who knows which flight he's on. There's Istanbul at the start of October, a visa slot, flights booked on SWISS and a countdown widget pointing at November.

I’m a Gold member of Flightradar2415 Sep
Sunny here today, fog in November for you26 Sep

Who talks, who starts

Messages

Velta
7,507
Francesco
5,467

You send 37% more messages but only 13% more words (59,087 vs 52,221). He writes fewer, longer ones: 9.6 words each, to your 7.9.

Share of voice

58% Velta
42% Francesco

Who opens and who closes

Starts a conversation Velta
65% Francesco
35% First message of the day Velta
79 days Francesco
35 days Last word at night Velta
44 nights Francesco
70 nights

You say good morning. He says goodnight. A new conversation counts after six quiet hours.

Your rhythm

Median reply time

Velta
31sec
Francesco
42sec

Both under a minute, including the Bain days.

Record day

351

messages on 18 August, the week before Mauritius

Streak

104days

every single day since 18 June, still going

Longest silence

5days

4 days 23 hours, 29 May to 3 June, before the first brunch. Never again.

Daily average

123

messages a day since the first matcha run

Messages per week

Busiest: week of 17 August, 1,580 messages. Tap any bar to see its week.

By hour of day

Tap any bar to see its hour.

Peak at 8pm. 28% of everything is sent after 10pm, and not one message between 3 and 5am. Busiest weekday is Tuesday, quietest is Wednesday.

Your words

Most used words

Velta
  1. amò290
  2. love255
  3. btw197
  4. bcs126
  5. nice101
Francesco
  1. Velta161
  2. anyways159
  3. indeed157
  4. exactly108
  5. hey103

His most used word is your name.

Most used emojis

Velta
🤣❤️🤗
😉😆
Francesco
😂❤️😀
😄😘

Verbal tics

VelCes
“ahah” his laugh8968
“hahaha” yours25121
“anyways”30183
“indeed”8158
“bcs”1310
“amò” first used by him, 23 Jul33084
“Ces”31–
“Schatz”312

The little things

“Love you” (he said it first, 21 June) Velta
62 Francesco
48 Photos Velta
870 Francesco
576 Voice notes Velta
95 Francesco
18 Edited messages Velta
346 Francesco
24

Calls

17hours

across 37 logged calls. Longest: 2 hours on 28 June.

Longest monologue

34

messages in a row from you, 24 July, just before 1am

Fuel

VelCes
Matcha4633
Red Bull2039
Porsche1546
ChatGPT3656
Concrete3419
Calendar, invite, slot or align5146

He brings up Concrete 19 times on his own. She’s clearly part of the plan.

Superlatives

First to say “love you”Francesco
Most likely to say good morningVelta
Most likely to get the last wordFrancesco
Most likely to edit a message after sendingVelta
Most likely to type “ahah”Francesco
Most likely to ask what colour we’re wearingVelta
Most likely to track a flightVelta
Most likely to bring up a PorscheFrancesco
Most likely to send a calendar inviteBoth, equally